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	'title' => 'Preparations',
	'body' => <<<END
<p>
	I can&apos;t do much today, being that it&apos;s Labor Day.
	I&apos;m not a fan of holidays.
	Both the illusion that an arbitrary calendar day has some meaning and the fact that everything closes unexpectedly if you choose to ignore holidays are a pain.
</p>
<p>
	We spent the day helping set up our mother&apos;s classroom again.
	The day she&apos;ll need it done is quickly approaching.
</p>
<p>
	The elder of my two sisters is came by today, so I asked her to bring my Social Security card with her when she came.
	Now I should actually be prepared for my visit to the credit union tomorrow.
</p>
<p>
	The younger of my two sisters told me today that she has been using the name Vanessa Desperado for some time now.
	I asked my brother if he has an alias as well, but he does not.
	Having actual names to call my siblings would be nice though, so I may need to make up names for them.
	For privacy, I will of course not be using their legal names.
</p>
<p>
	I do not have Internet service at my home and cannot update my <a href="/a/canary.txt">warrant canary</a>.
</p>
END
);
